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Industry group: bacon, pork shortage ‘unavoidable’
"Maybe the Mayans saw this coming in their end of the world prophesies. Those who pray at the temple of bacon could see their world crumbling to bacon bits this winter..." Hey, freedom of religion...and it is an altar, not a temple.
"The trade group urged supermarkets to pay pig farmers a fair price for the meat to help cover the drought-related losses..." This is not a 'fair price' matter, it is an access matter. Access to bacon, we need to keep the flow of bacon...flowing. Comprehensive bacon reform!
"The surge came as farmers scaled down their herds as feeding the animals became increasingly expensive..." Was Obama for the surge, or against it? What if we feed the pigs more bacon...whoa, I think I may have something there.
Will this be covered in the debates? Is there polling on this? I don't even know where the candidates stand on this - I seriously doubt Obama eats bacon. Romney, probably has it sprinkled on things, but I don't see him picking it up with his hands. Either way, I think it was William Howard Taft who said it best, "I like a little bacon, okay?"
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I call it Woodsterman Meat.
I see a plot in this. Romney is buying up pork belly futures so as to have them to airdrop onto Iran...
We have been not eating bacon for 10,000 years...or eating, whichever, but long before the Zionists were eating or not eating, which began or stopped 67 years ago.
I have eaten so much bacon, loin of Pork roasts and pork chops over the years I have a "pork belly."
Mahumoud A. - Most Americans love bacon. In fact we could be construed to be a nation of bacon eaters. All the more reason for the pure of Islam simply to avoid the place.
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