...I'm a bacon guy as opposed to a sausage guy, but if I go to a restaurant, I usually get sausage. Its hard to do sausage bad, but bad bacon is all too easy, and I'm pretty sure its sacrilege.
...also, bacon is good for you, or else it wouldn't taste soooo good. That's science, and you can't argue with science...
...Anyway, here is a funny article on bacon pancakes, and here is one of the funniest bacon bits you will ever hear:
They could probably make a time machine out of bacon. But then, wouldn't you just go back to a time when you were eating more bacon?
...so, we made bacon pancakes today:
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