Finally...

At long last, Attorney General Eric Holder has announced that the Department of Justice will Expand Rules Limiting Use of Profiling by Federal Agents.  The new rules will include that federal agents will not be allowed to open investigations based on an individual's religion, national origin, gender or sexual orientation.

Thank you Mr. Holder.  No longer will we see:

Operation Bob is Gay

The Case Against Catholics

The Investigation into People from Yemen for being from Yemen

This will cut down on all the wasted time agents have spent going after "Latinos" for being from Latin. Also, nobody will ever be dragged into federal court again for being a woman (since gender was included).

While I agree in theory with this very important, landmark change, lets be clear about one thing…they can still be investigated for plotting against Conservatives right?  We can still kill unborn babies right?

Just checking…