Thursday, October 13, 2011

Courageous and Epic...

California Man Explains Why He Threw a Hot Dog at Tiger Woods

First of all, does a California Man have to explain why he would throw a hot dog at Tiger Woods.  I think its takes alot of courage...and its epic.  Anyway, he explained:

"...Brandon Kelly of Petaluma told the Santa Rosa Press Democrat on Tuesday that he's a fan of Woods and got the idea after watching "Drive"

"I threw the hot dog toward Tiger Woods because I was inspired by the movie `Drive,"' Kelly said. "As soon as the movie ended, I thought to myself, `I have to do something courageous and epic. I have to throw a hot dog on the green in front of Tiger."'..."

"...When I looked up, the hot dog was already in the air," Woods said. "The bun was kind of disintegrating..."

"...Next thing I know, he laid on the ground, and looked like he wanted to be arrested because he ... put his hands behind his back and turned his head..."

I was researching for a post about the United States funding the UN, and I couldn't get it out of my head - why hasn't somebody thrown a hot dog at Tiger Woods? That would be courageous and epic!

I will say this - I'm going to watch that derned movie Drive...


Mrs. K said...

Waste of a good hot dog! But then what's good about a hot dog?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

This isn't a "He who is without sin cast the first hot dog" story is it?

LL said...

Was it one of the good kosher hot dogs, a brot, a turkey frank, or one of the really cheap crap dogs? I'd think that would be telling.

Also the size of the hot dog might reveal whether the thrower thought that he inherited dimensions from his negro father or his Thai mother. (foot long vs Vienna sausage)

There are so many details missing that my analysis is falling short.

innominatus said...

That kind of courageous epicness merits some kind of fancy medal with Obama's face on it.