Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Help Wanted...

Iranian nuclear scientist killed in car bomb blast

"The attack in Tehran bore a strong resemblance to earlier killings of scientists working on the Iranian nuclear program...

...A similar bomb explosion exactly two years ago -- Jan. 12, 2010 -- killed Tehran University professor Masoud Ali Mohammadi, a senior physics professor. He was killed when a bomb-rigged motorcycle exploded near his car as he was about to leave for work...

...In November 2010, a pair of back-to-back bomb attacks in different parts of the capital killed another nuclear scientist and wounded one more.

The slain scientist, Majid Shahriari, was a member of the nuclear engineering faculty at Shahid Beheshti University in Tehran and cooperated with the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran. The wounded scientist, Fereidoun Abbasi, was almost immediately appointed head of Iran's atomic agency.

And in July 2011, motorcycle-riding gunmen killed Darioush Rezaeinejad, an electronics student. Other reports identified him as a scientist involved in suspected Iranian attempts to make nuclear weapons.

Rezaeinejad allegedly participated in developing high-voltage switches, a key component in setting off the explosions needed to trigger a nuclear warhead."




WANTED:  A nuclear physicist responsible for conducting research and experiments concerning the behavior and structure of atomic nuclei. Atomic nuclei are the tiny objects at the center of an atom. To become a nuclear physicist, candidate must have a doctorate degree in physics, preferably from another country. Applicant must have experience in conducting experiments and working as part of a team. Career opportunities are available.

Must be willing to work in separate locations, possibly underground for days/weeks at a time. Will provide several, rotating, discreet residence(s) and (ARMORED) car service.


Lavish working conditions

Watch the sun rise, in the middle of the night




5 comments:

innominatus said...

Those who already own body armor encouraged to apply.

Patti said...
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Dead Red Conservative said...

Those who don't encouraged to buy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sounds like somebody is playing "Spot the Scientist" ... and winning. I wonder who it could be?

LL said...

They should learn not to f#@k with the Mossad/The Institute - but for some odd reason, they never learn.

PS - I'm not applying for the job.

It's not that I'm a coward. I just think the Islamic paradise that is Iran is simply too good for me.