A) Tebow was actually built by a team of vast-right-wing-conspiracy engineers on leave from the Tea Party.
B) "Tim we just need to see if you are really on the straight and narrow."
C) "Now after I insert this boomerang, you will be able to throw the ball down field to yourself."
A) This is Tebow on a recruiting trip to Penn State. He didn't like it.
B) This is right after Tebow got a life sized tattoo of his own chest, on his chest.
C) "Tim, I have good news and bad news. Good news, you're actually right handed. Bad news, you can't throw with that arm either."
A) Tebow is the kind of guy that would give you the shirt off his back. Literally.
B) Shoulder pads? Tebow doesn't need no stinkin' shoulder pads.
C) Tebow stubbornly refuses to acknowledge the drastic effects of Global Climate Warming Change on NFL relaxed uniform policies.
C, dunno, C
A, B, All of the above.
Some high school principal suspended 6 boys for Tebowing on campus. Said they disrupted hallway traffic. WHAT AN IDIOT!!!
C, C, B ... or any of all nine.
He's clearly a robot constructed by the Tea Party to further their aims of world (and possibly league) domination.
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